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random musings and flights of fancy from your average, run-of-the-mill oddball



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This little man is coming home with me!!! (Taken with instagram)

This little man is coming home with me!!! (Taken with instagram)

02:06 pm, by sprockitrockit

I don’t know what to think about this, but I know how I feel.  Elated.  I LOVE Tammie Brown!!!

12:30 pm, by sprockitrockit



Wow, I’m posting a lot today.

This literally made my laugh until I cried.  I love potty humor way too much.  (Just kidding.  There is no “too much.”)

The most brutally honest review of Indian food ever posted on Yelp.Everyone knows the disastrous effects that delicious Indian cuisine can have on our fragile American digestive systems, but this has to be one of the most positive restaurant reviews involving violent diarrhea we’ve ever seen. Congratulations to this fine albeit colon-destroying estrablishment, and we wish the reviewer and his hopelessly inflamed rectum a speedy recovery.Via Happy Place

Wow, I’m posting a lot today.

This literally made my laugh until I cried.  I love potty humor way too much.  (Just kidding.  There is no “too much.”)

The most brutally honest review of Indian food ever posted on Yelp.

Everyone knows the disastrous effects that delicious Indian cuisine can have on our fragile American digestive systems, but this has to be one of the most positive restaurant reviews involving violent diarrhea we’ve ever seen. Congratulations to this fine albeit colon-destroying estrablishment, and we wish the reviewer and his hopelessly inflamed rectum a speedy recovery.

Via Happy Place

02:10 pm, by sprockitrockit

01:01 pm, by sprockitrockit



Too funny!

Proof that the people fighting against gay marriage have officially run out of ideas.Just a photo of a man in a hot dog costume inviting motorists to an anti-gay car wash at which they can sign a petition to fight the legalization of gay marriage. Hard to say where this event in Kennewick, Wash. took a wrong turn, but we’re betting it started when the dude in the hot dog costume insisted on wearing the hot dog costume. Since the hot dog has no relevance whatsoever to the matter at hand, he clearly must be into dressing like hot dogs in a filthy sex way. What’s going to happen when he meets and falls in love with an attractive person in a mustard costume, or maybe even a particularly smokin’ jar of relish? They’ll show up at City Hall and find out that because his Barbecue Foods Against Gay Marriage Car Wash went so well, marriage is only between a man and a woman and therefore hot dogs aren’t allowed to marry condiments. We reap what we sow, sexually bewildered hot dog man. We reap what we sow.Via Happy Place

Too funny!

Proof that the people fighting against gay marriage have officially run out of ideas.

Just a photo of a man in a hot dog costume inviting motorists to an anti-gay car wash at which they can sign a petition to fight the legalization of gay marriage. Hard to say where this event in Kennewick, Wash. took a wrong turn, but we’re betting it started when the dude in the hot dog costume insisted on wearing the hot dog costume. Since the hot dog has no relevance whatsoever to the matter at hand, he clearly must be into dressing like hot dogs in a filthy sex way. What’s going to happen when he meets and falls in love with an attractive person in a mustard costume, or maybe even a particularly smokin’ jar of relish? They’ll show up at City Hall and find out that because his Barbecue Foods Against Gay Marriage Car Wash went so well, marriage is only between a man and a woman and therefore hot dogs aren’t allowed to marry condiments. We reap what we sow, sexually bewildered hot dog man. We reap what we sow.

Via Happy Place

10:52 am, by sprockitrockit

Dedicated to my friend, Chicken Boo.  This will be stuck in my head all day.

10:22 am, by sprockitrockit

So. Cool.

littleredridingcoat:

topherisliketotallyawesome:

Faith in humanity ftw.

this is just amazing.

(Source: womenaregifts)




Meet Kevin. She lives on my desk. (Taken with instagram)

Meet Kevin. She lives on my desk. (Taken with instagram)

02:36 pm, by sprockitrockit

TMQ just sent me this.  From Warshington.  I miss her!!!Via someecards

TMQ just sent me this.  From Warshington.  I miss her!!!

Via someecards

02:01 pm, by sprockitrockit



Why am I at work and not here right now?  I want to be here.

Why am I at work and not here right now?  I want to be here.

09:29 am, by sprockitrockit1 note